Sudden Mass American Enlightenment Puzzles Congress and Causes National Security Alert http://www.sott.net/articles/show/205894-Sudden-Mass-American-Enlightenment-Puzzles-Congress-and-Causes-National-Security-Alert

Washington – President Obama, U.S. congressmen and their aides held an emergency four hour-long meeting Wednesday to decide what action to take to stem a sudden and unprecedented mass enlightenment of the US population that threatens to destabilize the Government and create a fiscal crisis.