The Israel Lobby’s Conference: How to Make it Even Better http://theuglytruth.wordpress.com/2012/02/07/the-israel-lobbys-conference-how-to-make-it-even-better/#more-35363

1. Two of my favorite quotes from the video above:

“Where else can you see prime ministers and presidents, leaders of congress? The only place that you can see that is here at the AIPAC Policy Conference.”

Todd Richman, Roslyn Heights, NY (:34)

“You’re gonna feel so good when you see that six months from now you see the three major talking points evolve to three points of legislation for the US government.”

Pace Cooper, Memphis, TN (1:32)

2. A couple of days ago I noted the names of speakers to the upcoming annual treason-fest held in Israel’s other capital by the American Israel Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC). It turns out that now Benjamin Netenyahu is now on the list.  But he’s so effing boring that only the US Congress could stand up 666 times during one of his speeches and clap. Frankly, outside of the ridiculous Kathy Ireland, none of the speakers is particularly interesting and from what I can see it looks like the 2012 Conference of Traitors (COT) is going to be pretty boring, notwithstanding the above video. Just a bunch of washed up a**holes kissing the Zionist big one.

I can hear you all saying it now “Mantiq, can how the Conference of Traitors ever be allowed to be boring?! Heaven (and hell) forbid! We are so used to seeing so many of our leaders grovel like the swine they are in front of AIPAC. Please do something.”

So, all the tuyuur here at Mantiq al-Tayr sat up all night thinking of ways that the COT could be improved.  First of all, we decided that the speakers just had to change. You need people who are interesting, funny looking, and who more readily embody the spirit of the American Israel Public Affairs Committee – the real essence of the whole shebang.  We have come up with our own list of speakers for this festival of treason and will reveal them one at a time. Today you get the guy we think would be perfect to kick off this kosher conference. He’s ever so much better than their list of has-beens.

After much debate, laughter, and feather plucking, we decided that the opening day speaker should be this guy and we even have recommended topics for him:

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